Recycling Natural Products

Produce energy and heat as a by product

Seriously, how hard is it to find a local shag? One that will actually be discreet and not run around town telling people she slept with me? I am not engaged, nor married I just don’t think people need to know every detail of my personal life. My friends and co-workers all think it is funny because the office always catches wind of who I was with the night before. Literally every Monday I walk in the office and people are smiling from ear to ear because they already know what went on. Bill, my best friend also works with me and he is supposed to be the one to stick up for me and tell them its untrue. Apparently he is doing a horrible job at being my best friend and I am kind of wanting to replace him at the moment. There is just no need of everyone knowing everything every week!